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I want to prelude this ridiculous personal ad by first saying.. yes.. I know.. how fucking cliche. "Dude posts w4w ad hoping, in a cretinous, laughably adjunct manner that he can coax a mw4w out of a w4w post (pardon my use of craigslist vernacular and acronyms).. which - even more laughably, everyone knows is fucking filthy, dirty, pseudo-Romanesque fantasy based flapdoodle. (wow.. thesaurus.reference.com has some strange words to use in lieu of "absurdity"). And, as a final humorous note, I promise not to post any pictures of my cock or her ass, or tits, or us having sex or one of those cheesy, sensual romantic beach/sunset/silhouette-of-lonely-person pictures... or penguins....
ok - so,.. now that I can be SURE.. beyond reasonable doubt, that you have a natural aversion to the boyfriend here.. - i just want to say that my darling, caring, beautiful and most worthy girlfriend wants to date a girl. It doesn't involve me.. yes of course I like the idea.. I'm a GUY.. but seriously.. i will not be involved and you will not have to worry about a heavy breathing sound coming from the closet while you two play paddy-cake.. or whatever it is you girls do together when you hang out.
my girlfriend is adorable. she is responsible, she is cuddly, she has a great body, she is deep, she wants a girlfriend. plain and simple. I support her. I don't want to get involved in the situation. it's just hard to find people up here because it's a small town and we all avoid shit where things can get messy. Age doesn't matter - it's the connection that she's looking for. She wants snuggles, she wants peace, acceptance and love.
Here are some of the requirements: No, you cannot bring your boyfriend/husband.
............ well... honestly that just about takes care of all of my personal requirements. I would personally prefer it if you were single but if you have a bf maybe he and I could go shoot darts and have a farting contest while you two sensuously court eachother. (No gay (sorry gays) high-fives while we brag about our girlfriends hooking up though... so if you think your boyfriend may be prone to that you're gonna have to exclude yourself from this personal ad... for my sake....)
well, ok I think that's about enough for now. Hope you enjoyed the show... i'm gonna go cry a little..

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