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Go on a date w/ me on television? I got casted to be on an episode of a reality show on a cable channel. They want to film me going on a date with another woman. I'm definitely going to ask my friends if they know anybody, but I thought I'd try CL as well.
Essentially, you just have to be comfortable being on camera during a date. I'm an actor, so I'm used to being on camera. So, I know what I sound and look like when I'm on camera. I'm just looking for someone who'd be down and feel good about being on camera etc.
I'm a tomboy/soft butch. I'm looking for a femme/girl-next-door type. If your friends often tell you that your really sweet than, definitely you're who I'd be looking for. I usually get the "your really sweet" thing too from my friends.
The reality show is about LGBTQ people who grew up religious and are now adjusting to being in the gay community. I can give you more details when you e-mail me. I'd like us to meet for coffee first before doing the reality show just to make sure you're cool and feel comfortable.
Honestly, I think it's a really good opportunity if your up for it. I think it would be tons of fun. Also, we could pick something really fun to do (go karts, trampolines, dancing, whatever floats your boat) and I'd pay for the date. So, it's free date for you. Also, most people really enjoy being around me. So, you'd have fun sexy wife want real sex Morrisville on the date. Hope to hear from you! :)
Please put "Date on TV" in the subject line when you e-mail me. Thanks!

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