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Due to actions of previous girlfriends, the following questionnaire has been instituted to eliminate the crazy:
1. If youre with someone, is it OK to crotch hug someone else?
2. Do you like or have you ever said anything positive about Nazis?
3. Is reading the bible a bad thing?
4. Have you ever been suspected of forgery or identity theft?
5. Have you been married more than 4 times?
6. Do you like Ambien?
7. Have you ever pulled a knife on, tried to against their will, hit repeatedly, thrown loose objects at, or tried to run over a previous boyfriend?
8. Do you think more makeup or putting your makeup on in layers is good?
9. Is your idea of loving the outdoors looking out the window?
. Are you currently under the supervision on a mental health provider?
. Do you talk like you were raised in a shipyard( or a southern baptist trailer park)?
. Do you consider it normal to take your daily pills by the spoonful?
. Would you be against me ordering a meat lovers pizza?
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