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Sure, I can introduce myself and on a conversation (tell jokes, Divorced older ladies looking dating dating older women curent events, etc.), but closing the deal has always been difficult for me. It's usually the woman who makes the suggestion. Do I think a should get laid within 30 seconds of meeting? Well, it WOULD be nice! After all, why do you think I said "hello"? For the fun of it? As one female comedienne put it recently: "How do you know what a -'s thinking? If you say 'hello' and he responds, he's looking to get laid!" If I had my druthers, we'd have some sort of formal or semi-formal ceremonial custom that would let the woman know the wants to get laid and give the woman a way to gracefully decline, thus saving face (and paperwork for the cops). Ladies, I don't give a damn about your "mind" (though having a few active cells is a definite plus) or about your last 3 boyfriends, nor do I really care to take you out to eat or watch a movie. (Why waste all that time and money and have nothing to show for it?) And I DEFINITELY don't want to live with you! Commitment, in my experience, is a bigger pain in the ass than what it's worth! Plain and simple: I just want to get laid. I want to take you home, bump uglies, maybe get a little kinky, and part as friends to, perhaps, repeat the experience in the future. This is the male instinct at its finest! So, why is this so hard for a woman to understand? Ya gotta hand it to the gays and bi's: They get it. Single Ethelyn, 46